This is probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time
And then you notice the bear rug has 3 eyes
This is still probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time.
dIDNT REALIZE IT WAS A GIF UNTIL I SAW FINNS HAND SCRATCHING JAKE THAT’S PRECIOUS
does anyone want a bff
a BIG FUCKING FROG
do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do
I have an idea for a social experiment.
I started using OKcupid a month or so back, and in order to see what other guys were doing, to see what I was “Up against”, I asked a female friend of mine to join up as well, and send me the sort of messages she received. Unsurprisingly, things got pretty creepy pretty quickly, and I felt bad for having convinced her to do it. So i gave her a picture of my face doing something odd, and told her she could send it to anyone who was particularly creepy.
It started out as a joke, but then she told me that she had sent it to at least 20 guys, and they had fucked right off immediately, either thinking she was a man, that she was “Spoken for”, or just because they didn’t expect it. It was both highly amusing and depressing that my face had become a sort of symbol of her ability to say “NO” and be listened to, but it gave me an idea.
I’m interested to see if other women who are also having these troubles on the internet, and are tired of dealing with them rationally and instead just want to fuck around, would be game to also send that pic of my face to unwanted admirers. My last name is Middleditch, so perhaps we can call it “Getting Ditched” (Or MiddleDitched, I’m not that fussed).
Anyway, here is the picture, I hope you consider this worthy of your time. And perhaps, if this somehow takes off, I’ll get to see more responses from unsuspecting Fellows.
All the best
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. You are an excellent human being for thinking of this and being cool with your photo getting sent out to creeps and douchenozzles.
READERS! Consider sending the above photo the next time you get an awful OKC message, and pretty please tell me how it goes.
I love this, thank you for sharing!
this is beautiful
here’s a dancing taco:
Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…
here’s a dancing taco:
it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows
One of my favorite quotes.
So I acquired the greatest water bottle known to man to mankind today. You can either remove the tip or drink from it.
finally i can quench my thirst
Put milk inside for the full effect.
I like how you think
yall need jesus
is that pronounced like lasagna
Shaun Ross,Willy Cartier and Rick Genest
live to ride
"What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?"
"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."